My New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

  1. Become more patient.
  2. Stop shooting at cars bearing an Obama sticker.
  3. Lose weight.
  4. Buy more ammo. I’m pretty sure # 2 is impossible.
  5. Ride more, ride farther, and rideĀ nude.
  6. Buy more sunscreen.
  7. Eat healthier.
  8. Drink more booze! FourĀ drinks a week is not excessive.
  9. Watch less TV.
  10. Read more.