- Our Phones – Wireless
- Cooking – Fireless
- Cars – Keyless
- Food – Fatless
- Tires – Tubeless
- Dress – Sleeveless
- Youth – Jobless
- Leaders – Shameless
- Relationships – Meaningless
- Attitudes – Careless
- Babies – Fatherless
- Feelings – Heartless
- Education – Valueless
- Children – Mannerless
- Country – Godless
We are speechless,
Congress is clueless,
Our president is worthless,
I’m scared shitless.