Monthly Archives: November 2015

B.S. & Political Ridicule

Oh no.

  • I missed posting on 3 days this months so far. I’m feeling slight pangs of shame.
  • I try to post daily, but sometimes life gets in the way. I was trying to fix my recliner yesterday and I failed. Time to replace?
  • Wow, I’m feeling better now. I guess it’s true that admitting your failings can make you feel better.
  • Just posting bullshit this morning so if you’re allergic to bullshit, stop now.
  • I enjoy youtube, but sometimes I have to question the sanity of some that post there. Thinning the gene pool makes all sorts of sense.
  • This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. “I starting to think you’re bad luck…..”
  • A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
    The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
    “As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”
  • Men of courage do not slay dragons, they ride them.
  • I guess that’s it for now.