The perfect day (Mom sent this to me)

1.President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.

3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.

5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes”. She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call ‘cruel and unusual punishment’.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 10 AMand discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.

9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.

10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.

11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.

12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!

Strange

Was going to go to Ole Fartz today. Started gearing up and I started sweating and shaking. Decided it was not worth taking a chance and I stripped off the gear and went upstairs. feel great now. Slept a few hours, ate some, drank some tea and I’m fine now.

I did not watch the super bowl, but . . .

I had to watch this. I saw a clip on the news last night and this morning I went to YouTube to watch the whole thing. I still get emotional when I hear this song done right and Lady Gaga did it proud.

https://youtu.be/tyqkN3zezso

 

I’m betting that the fool that’s in the white house feels it’s another oppressive song that highlights our warrior stance in today’s world.

Ride to Cedar Crest to a new restaurant.

The day started out in the low 40’s and I was dressed in all my leathers to stay warm. I cranked up the heated seat and grips and with no wind the ride in was pretty nice. I was not in a hurry, so I did the speed limit which may have kept me without a ticket. Speed trap.

The new restaurant was pretty nice and since it only carried beer and wine, carrying was not a problem in there like it is at Ribs. By the time I got home, it was 55° and I almost hated parking the bike. 160 miles for the day.

Stuff

  • Going riding today. Meeting at the dealership @ 11:00 and heading to places unknown, for now.
  • This is a pickup ride and it appears that we’ll have a good group.
  • Debra’s father died yesterday. (Debra is Andy’s girlfriend. Andy is our son. Some people that read this may not know this shit.)
  • Tori is now a brunette. I was told that its her natural hair color. I find it hard to believe too, so don’t worry if you don’t believe it either.
  • Yesterday was the monthly meeting of SDC-HOG. Good turnout and I ended up staying after for several hours just talking with shop customers. Nice morning.
  • Erin returns today.