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• Yes, I did work the gay rodeo on Friday afternoon.
• I was there for Santa Fe Harley-Davidson with the jump start and a Street 500.
• I’m thinking that the Zia Rodeo was not the venue for the jump start. Not that gays are against motorcycle riding, it’s just that they were there for the horses and the party afterwards.
• When I got home, the following conversation happened.
  Me: I’m home.  Nina: How was it? Did you have fun? Me: Yes, it was nice. No real play on the jumpstart, but I had fun talking to people. Nina: Did you get lucky? Me: What?!  Nina: You know, anyone special, fun behind the bleachers? Me: We spend way too much time together, you’re becoming a real smart ass!
• Not sure what the weekend brings for us.  The Ole Fartz are planning a ride to Taos tomorrow. We may do that, or I may do that, depending on what Nina feels like.

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
“You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me 6 stitches but when you’re almost eighty…who cares?
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Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Lady Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy: “Nah. She’s purty good lookin’.”
When you’re almost eighty…who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut,
You’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip but, when you’re almost eighty…who cares?
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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman
Was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then. Try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
“Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but when you’re almost eighty…who cares?
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
Cost me a bloody nose. But when you’re almost eighty who cares?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
Cost me 6 more stitches. But when you’re almost eighty…who cares?
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