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My Top 10 guidelines to life:
1. What other people think of me is none of my damn business.
2. Guilt will not change the past, anxiety will not change the future.
3. You are not entitled to shit.
4. Appreciate good people; they are hard to come by.
5. Forgive and forget. The person you hate doesn’t care.
6. Comparing yourself to others is a waste of time.
7. Someone has it better than me. Someone has it worse than me.
8. Opinions don’t matter unless you are feeding me, financing me, or fucking me. (3 F’s rule)
9. Travel often.
10. Buy the damn motorcycle.