Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report .
- * Titanic: Cost – $29.99
- * Clinton : Cost – $29.99
- * Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
- * Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
- * Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
- * Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
- * Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
- * Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
- * Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
- * Clinton : Ditto for Bill
- * Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
- * Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
- * Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
- * Clinton : Let’s not go there.
- * Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
- * Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
- * Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
- * Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything..
- * Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
- * Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
- * Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death.
- * Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.
