OTHER MOMS: OMG HONEY, ARE YOU OK. LET’S CLEAN THAT UP AND I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
MY MOM: MAYBE IF YOU LISTENED TO ME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT, YOU WOULD BE PERFECTLY FINE RIGHT NOW!
I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.
