Sam’s Club and other stuff

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Got the above in an email this morning and I thought it was funny.  I hope you do too.  It falls into the other stuff portion of the title.

Erin and I went to Sam’s Club today because Nina was too busy to do it.  She had to get her hair done and go to a foot doctor or some such shit. I hate Sam’s Club. I’d rather pay more for the same crap and have it delivered by one or more of our regular vendors and then charge more for it in the store. I guess that’s just the whore in me coming to the surface again. Since I had to pick Tori up at the dealer too, I decided to bring her along to Sam’s to expedite the unpleasant task.  Nina drags her ass around the store for a couple of hours doing what Tori and I did in under 45 minutes. Shopping! Can’t stand it.

After the unpleasantness, we went to Burger King and picked up lunch and I forced Tori to watch Erin with me play at a playground. Terrible things I do to that child. Erin loves this park and while there were no other children there, she still had a great time today.

The dealership was loaded with foreign sales peoples, peoples that I’ve never met. They swept in like sharks to chum and both Tori and I got the pleasure of disappointing them. The dealership had a big sales push going on and the sharks were a professional sales crew that goes from dealership to dealership working these type of events and moving on. I managed to capture a lot of attention of these guys because I was towing my little trailer that matches my Jeep.

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Cute, ehh? Anyway, they sharks thought it was a sweet setup. One of them asked if I’d sell it and I told him sure, for $4K. He passed.

The return trip from London left me with a horrid case of jet lag. Worst case ever. I’m almost over it and I’m sure I’ll be completely over it in another 3 or 4 days.

Later peoples.