Wind, diarrhea, and other stuff

  • The wind has returned.
  • I decided that going to Pilates today would not be a good idea.
  • I have diarrhea. See previous post.
  • Dumb asses cut my air hose again. We have the only air hose in the area and they continue to do stupid shit to it. Each time it happens, I take longer to replace the hose.
  • Dumb asses.
  • Oh no, a movie star died. I’m sure it was a conservative plot against liberal actors. Yep.
  • I’m sick and tired of the ads that are flooding my inbox. Vendors that I use regularly are risking my boycott by sending me the same shit day after day. Not new shit mind you, the exact same shit, day after day.
  • I just saw Biden on the news. What a limp dick. Monotone seems to be his strong point.
  • Biden is the vice-president for the younger readers that don’t do news.
  • If you travel to North Korea and you get arrested there, you deserve it. What kind of moron travels to a country that’s run by a cartoon character?
  • Shark attacks in Hawaii.
  • I guess the previous 2 points can be considered Glen Travel Advisories.
  • That’s it.
Honesty. Stability. Respect. Loyalty. Consistency.  I like that shit.