Oh the horror, this poor misunderstood, retarded man was put to death recently by the barbarians of Texas. He was not allowed to contact the Mexican consulate and get the advice of the Mexican government and these godless Texans killed him. Of course the fact that he shot a cop in the back of the head is downplayed because I read the story in the liberal Santa Fe New Mexican, the only so called newspaper that we can get out here, but dammit that’s just not as important as killing a COP KILLER, is it? Stupid press corps.
Dennis
Dennis is forcing me to learn things. Yesterday his truck crapped out on him while he was going to Santa Fe to buy a new liberal alternator for that same vehicle that died. He called me for assistance, which I gladly gave him since he’s my buddy, and we towed the truck to a safe location and ran to town for parts. It turns out that changing an alternator is easy to do and it only took us about 30 minutes to do, once we had the part. Gives me pause when it comes to my own vehicle.
The East
Wah! It’s cold outside! It’s global warming! Wah! SUCK IT UP PEOPLE, IT’S WINTER OUTSIDE AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS! Global warming. Stupidest damned thing I’ve ever heard. Weather moves in cycles through time and we’ve had cold before and we’ll have it again. Conversely, we’ve had droughts, mind-numbing heat, and torrential rains in the past and we’ll have them again. Don’t like the cold, move to a warmer place.
Let’s take a poll
With the state of the union coming up shortly, how many of you think that the the big O will lie to us and say things are great? Second question: Do you think this will be another self-serving load of crap designed to make the big O look like the great leader he thinks he is? Last question: If we could hold the last election again, would you vote for the big O or a talking bird?
