I know that global climate change will treat us better this month. I mean how heartless could global climate change be? I always thought that the crappy weather we’ve been experiencing was cyclic, but those damned liberals have convinced me that global climate change, not to be confused with global warming, is our fault. It’s pretty obvious to me now, we as a species suck the big one for what we are causing on this planet. Not just our planet, but the United States in particular. WE REALLY SUCK. China and South America, major polluters in my mind, are guiltless because they’re such backward nations, but the U.S. of A. is a tech-giant and we should solve these problems for the world.
But I’m ranting. I tend to rant when I have time to think. I tend to think when I drive long distances. It’s better when I don’t think and just say Happy February Everyone!