Pilates has only 3 classes left before they move to Colorado to start new classes there and she plans on adding a healing regiment to her offerings. Now that there’s an end to the classes in sight, I don’t want to go to the last 3 classes even though I enjoy going. Stupid?
News B.S.
Channel 13 has a few investigative reporters, 3 I think, that does a lot of public safety reporting and political corruption reporting. Other than the fact that I hate one of these people, they mostly do a good job. The thing I hate about this is the station pimps their stories many days in advance of the showing by telling us that “so and so just uncovered a story that can kill your children” or some such shit and they hold this vital info back for days to hype the story. If it’s so dangerous, tell us now! I guess they’re not into public safety or health as much as they are into ratings.
Dead
Shirley Temple died. 85 years old. Sad to see her go.
Will Smith is not dead, even though there was a story on my Facebook feed claiming he is dead.
Nina’s mother is still dead.
Marylou is not. So sad.
The people in my garage are still dead and are awaiting the return of Armand and the addition of Shirley. Armand joined Shirley in the funeral home so they could make sure that they are in the same urns or something like that.
Marylou keeps telling me the order of burial when she dies. The family has 8 plots and she gets buried next to her brother and Anita, Shirley, Armand & Rich are all to be placed in a specific order, according to her wishes. Yesterday she started in on this again and I told her that if she keeps bringing this up I’d bury her face down with her ass sticking out of the ground and let cemetery visitors use her ass crack as a bike rack. She thought that was funny.
Did I mention that ML is still alive?
Weather
The weatherliars are predicting 70’s by the weekend for us. VD is supposed to be in the upper 60’s. I mention this for my friends and family that live in the east who are suffering a brutal winter. It’s not often that I get to rub weather in people that live in nicer climes that we do and brother Paul does, but not this year. NEENER NEENER!
General Bullshit!
We’re getting our new bed today. It’s a foam bed by one of the major manufacturers. It’s also a split bed. Nina picked the mattress that she liked and I picked mine and they’re combined on the frame. The frame is the type that moves to a sitting position, each side separately. Erin and I are looking forward to this new addition to our Spongebob watching room.
I’m glad she finally placed Grandma and Grandpa together. It use to be: Ted, Her, Anita, Grandma, Rich, Mom and then Grandpa.
Your mother intervened in that order.
Yeah i was going to be pretty upset if mom didn’t step up and put grandma and grandpa together.