Well, Marylou sure screwed up our day off. Her complaints of chest pains and difficulty breathing left me excited and Nina angered. Nina saw from the beginning that she was faking. I gotta give her some props, for all the shit that gets tossed her way, she still treats that old bat with a ton of respect. I think she’ll explode sometime in late May. Can’t keep it in that long without some form of explosion happening eventually.
The doctors at St. Victim’s Hospital and Bingo Parlor told Nina that ML was healthy as a horse. The predicted diagnosis of dehydration and malnourishment never were mentioned and that kinda shocked us. We thought she was trying to starve herself to Valhalla to be with her ancestors but she’s fine.
After all was said and done, ML gave Nina permission to wear her grandmother’s rings. I’m going to stop with this amazing offer before I tread on some sacred ground that Nina would rather not see here. Better safe than sorry.
Since she missed her nap yesterday, she went to bed early. Of course she also woke up around 9 p.m. and Nina had to change her and get her some milk. Nina, can I have you bring me milk in bed too? Please?
Didn’t think so.
Other Stuff
The light above the gas pumps went out this weekend. What a pain in the ass this will be to fix.
Texting and driving will be against the law starting July 1st. It’s about time! Stupid practice. I wish to remind my kids that since my name is on your vehicles, I would be very upset if you get caught texting and driving. <menacing look>VERY UPSET</menacing look> (That’s code for all you normal people.
Since it’s Monday, banking and breakfast is on the agenda for this morning. I plan on napping this afternoon while Nina does the store shopping. For those of you that wonder why I don’t do or help with the store shopping, I can answer that question. We can get all the stuff that Nina gets at Walmart and most of the stuff from Sam’s Club, delivered by Coremark. Nina just love to shop so much that she won’t let us order this stuff from Coremark. Shopping is in her blood and she won’t let me order up a transfusion.
New Mexico is facing shortage of medical pot and that got me to thinking about starting to grow pot, for medicinal purposes only of course, but then they added a foul, vile, dirty word to the mix. NON-PROFIT! Why the Hell would anyone want to grow ANYTHING for zero profit? Stupid pols.
