Erin: I just cleaned the sink.
Me: Is that why your face is wet? Erin: Yes! Don’t tell Beppe!
Me: Why? Erin: I just don’t want her to know.
Me: OK, I won’t tell her. Erin: Pinky swear?
Me: Really? Erin: PAKE!
Me: OK, pinky swear.
Where does she get this shit?
I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.
