Tornadoes and Texans going through a divorce have a lot in common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

Today is my birthday. You’ll probably read this tomorrow, but I don’t care, I’m gonna post anyway. No, I’m not drunk, but I did have a cocktail at lunch. Cocktail is a funny word. anyone know the origins? I don’t so I leave this up to you.

I was amazed at the number of the Happy Birthday posts on FB. My family and friends are so good to me.

I bought a pistol today. I needed it. Now I just got to find a holster so I can carry it around with me and show people how bad ass I am. Actually I only carry when I go back country or have a HUGE deposit I take to the bank. HUGE means 5 figures. I don’t know why I bother, no one has ever successfully robbed me. Carrying guns is a pain in the ass anyway, right?

Red Robin bought me lunch today. It’s my birthday and they gave me a coupon to eat there. That Whiskey River burger is freaking good! I had my ONLY drink there today. Yep, stone sober. It’s in the spelling ya know. When I’m drunk I can’t spell for shit.

People drive like shit. Just saying. No offense, but if you drive like shit, please stop. You make me want to hurt you bad. Just turn in your driver’s license, sell your car, and take public transportation. Think of the money you’ll save and I’ll no longer want to hurt you.

Listened to Rush today on the way into Alb. He’s really a huge douche bag, but he is sorta entertaining. He was all into himself about that Cantor loss. HE knew the truth! HE was going to tell us about it. I bet HE never saw my turning off the radio when I got tired of HIM.

Harley is having a large party there on Saturday. I’m thinking of going and Nina’s thinking of joining me. We both figure there is always better than here. Free food and they’re showcasing a new line of seats. Maybe I’ll find one that gives my fat ass more cushion.

I’m hoping for a quiet warm windless Sunday this weekend. It would be nice to take the bike out and log some miles.

I’m sick of the homeless guy shooting coverage and the resulting outrage. The freaking protestors are just annoying the crap outta me. Fire the whole police department and I bet the protestors will change their tune once the shitheads run rampant. Now Dog the Bounty Hunter idiot is chiming in on the stupidity. I’m sure he’ll be the voice of reason.