Three guys were working digging a hole and they uncovered a bottle with a genie and he agreed to give each of them a wish.
The first guy was a liberal and he wanted a big piece if land full of all the liberals in the USA and a 300 ft fence around it so there would be no gun totten true blue collar types allowed.
The next guy snuck across the border and wanted a big piece of land for all the illegal aliens so they could all get paid by the govt. He also wanted a 300 ft fence around it to keep out the working types.
The third guy thought for a long time. Then said………….well you got the pools built go ahead and put lids on em and fill em with water.

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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F 150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct.

The salesman (a man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.