• I leave today to visit mom, the source of many of the jokes that you see in this blog. Funny is funny no matter where it’s from.
• This trip is different, I’m flying. Why you may ask? It’s my ass. Driving for long distances is starting to hurt my ass. 18 hours of driving vs. 3 hours of sitting on a plane? Guess what won this time!
• Air miles made it an easy decision. Everyone else has been using my miles, so I figured it’s my turn. Tori, Erin, and Nina flew on my miles to Disney last week, I’ll finish them off on this trip.
• My Citibank card gives me miles for using it and we use it at Sam’s Club to build miles fast. $1000 to $2000 per week has that shit piling up quickly.
• Twice this weekend I had conversations about how poorly the president is being treated. I kill the chats with a reminder of the left’s treatment of Bush v.2 and the names he was called by them. But with Obama it’s racism, but with Bush it was just hatred. Assholes.
• It looks like we’re gonna lose another good employee. The welfare people told her she needed to quit us and find a real job. I may find that person and place her on the injured reserve list at the welfare office.
• I got the iPhone 6 plus. It’s big, but I can read my books on it almost as easily as on my iPad. Lots of cool new features and I’m looking forward to activating the Apple Pay feature on it.
• We’re going to start taking Apple Pay here in the store soon too. It’s a win/win upgrade to our services. It’s the future.
• Andy and Debra are doing well.
• Tori and Michael seem to be doing well too.
• Everyone enjoying the cold? All our customers are bitching about how cold it is here. Sissies!

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.
Neither one works.