• Today the Oompah-Loompah comes to babysit MaryLou. While she is a nice person, she is sickeningly so. I can’t stand being around people that are overly nice, so I will leave for the day. This is the 3rd week in a row that she’s been here. She’s supposed to be here only every-other week. Jeannie is the other weekend caretaker that has been having the Oompah-Loompah work for her lately and I need to figure out a way to pay her back for this.
• Tonight we have a HOG party at the dealership. I’m looking forward to it. Nina’s making the veggie pizza for the party as it’s a potluck. I think I’ll take some pictures and post them here, if I remember.
• Erin is in Dilia. The fight between Will and Belle was not as previously stated, but was about Roger, Belle’s former beau, and his seeing Erin. They’re fine with him seeing Erin, Belle is mad that his new girlfriend is now seeing Erin too! Petty fools, they need to worry about more important things like getting JOBS, keeping JOBS, and Belle’s health.
• We’ll do Christmas Eve with Erin and they’ll do Christmas Day with her.
• The store will be open on Christmas, but with reduced hours.
• In February, Nina and I will be going for HOG officer training. Well, I go for training, Nina’s coming to get away from here for the weekend. Harley-Davidson pays for the training and our expenses. I’ve been told that this is THE yearly event that can give me many new and valuable contacts around the country for rides and events that are destinations for riders. Everyone that I’ve talked to and has been to these before say it’s a great opportunity and the few that aren’t going are jealous.
• The training this year is in Albuquerque and everyone’s disappointed that it’s so close to home. They all wanted to ride as a group to Las Vegas, NV for a longer time away. I’m supposed to wear our colors. I had to buy a vest and the required patches.
• Well, it’s time for me to leave. The Oompah-Loompah has arrived.

No one is listening until you pass wind.