Day one sucked. Boring and slow business. Holidays are a definite crap shoot in our lives. All the predicted snow never showed. The weatherliars have done it again. I’m sure they have a plausible excuse for their stupidity, but I’m sure that it’s all guess work and they are collecting a paycheck for sticking their privates out a window and seeing if they come back wet.
Tomorrow I’m betting that Jeannie pawned off the ML duty to the Oompa Loompa again, so I plan on going to Santa Fe and cruise the strip looking for hookers. (Just kidding, Santa Fe doesn’t have a strip and I have no clue where the hookers hang out) The other night Nina mentioned that Las Vegas has a hooker. If I recall it was during an episode of COPS where they were doing a hooker sweep. I asked her if she was cute and she looked at me like I was deranged. I guess I deserved that look as any LV hooker would be pretty much a worn out junkie.
OK, back to Saturday’s activities. I’ll probably go to Lithia and then Harley to annoy the sales staffs and entertain myself. May also head to Home Depot to check out the new year sales. I’ll probably eat at Panera’s. Or I may go to the ghost town with a friend. That would give me some exercise too.
I’ve just sat through 3 lawyer commercials on TV. I prefer the days when these ambulance chasers were banned from advertising. I think if that happens again I may jot down their numbers and call them all and ask for one of the other 2 lawyers. all three were annoying pukes.