Michael’s New Bike & Other Shit

  • He bought a Harley today.
  • Three minutes after he bought it, he dropped it.
  • I won’t kid him about it, we all drop our bikes eventually.
  • Shrug it off and move on Michael.
  • Right now we have sideways rain happening.
  • I get a gift card for referring him to the dealership! WIN!
  • I’m not feeling well right now.
  • ML has crossed over.  No, she didn’t die, she went from nutty as a fruit cake to batshit crazy.
  • I spent 30 minutes with her today telling her to die. OK, I was not that blunt, but she was asking about her family and I told her that they all died and were waiting for her on the other side. She then asked me, “the other side of what?” I wanted to punch her but that would require touching her