The police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg , TX who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until this family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

I wake up this morning to a couple state pickup trucks in my lot. Start my bath, take a leak, start my coffee and look out the window and see more state pickup trucks. Enviro people? Cops? Are they going to grade my parking lot?

I get dressed and wander out while my tub is filling. Everyone’s carrying sidearm. Must be cops but the vehicles aren’t right. “Good morning.” Scared the crap outta them, one even had his gun out and I’m sure if he fired he’d have hit one of his buddies.

Livestock and Fish and Game officers in some sort of joint operation decided that my parking lot was the perfect place to meet. Stupid people. One person from the village that would see them as the drive to work and the jungle drums start beating.

LE is always welcome on my place. I’ve told them before that they’re free to use the back area for meets, but they insist on doing things in plain view. It’s like they want the locals to be warned.

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn.

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