Last time I went for an oil change I waited 2 hours. Two hours for a 15 minute job. Today I went to the tech and told him that I was there and he promised to get my Jeep in as soon as he finished his current service.  In and out in 20 minutes!

Another customer complained about the fact that I got special treatment and I told him that when he’s bought 7 cars from the same dealership he too could get special treatment. The salesman I was talking to walked away trying not to laugh out loud. The complainer was not happy with my answer, but since I too am a customer, it didn’t matter much to me.

Lithia Jeep also sells Chrysler and Dodge type vehicles, so talk to Marc Golan and tell him Glen sent you and that unless he wanted me in there to negotiate for you he better give you a great deal!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.   – Emo Philips

• This morning brought me a motorist stranded on the frontage road. Nice enough guy, a Mexican national, so I towed him into the parking lot to wait for the tow truck.
• I’m assuming he’s a drug mule. He’s wearing more money than I have on hand for the business. He’s also armed.
• So you may wonder why I helped him with the above mentioned assumptions? I try to help everyone that I can, with the exception of assholes and morons. If this guy is who or what I assume, he will remember my kindness and pass it on to the other people in their network and I will be left alone or they will patronize my business.
• Oh yeah, I did call the cops and suggested that an officer swing by to scope him out and grab a cuppa coffee. If they make the same determination that I did, they will act accordingly and remove him from society.
• Duck Dynasty, ever watch it? I have never seen anything about that show other than the commercials, until yesterday. Oh the shit storm that moron has raised on FB. I got involved in one FB argument about the comments and as always I tended to side with the free speech train of thought. Today I find that the show is a put up and these redneck morons used to be yuppies that made duck calls and changed their lives to the whims of A & E to reap in millions of dinero. Google the show title and yuppies for some good reads and you tube has at least one good posting, profane as it is.
• The NM state supremes legalized gay marriage. Needless to say ML, our resident anti-gay crusader, had a few choice words to say about the issue. I shut her up by asking if she was afraid that they’d force her to marry another woman. She has never had to deal with curveballs before and it’s fun to watch her try to figure out where I’m going with them when I pitch them out.
• It’s like training a puppy. She states something hateful and I hit her with pure logic in a left field sorta way and she shuts up. She’s already learning that words have consequences in my presence and we hear less hate daily.
• I should try a rolled up newspaper just to see the shocked look on her face.
• Wow, I think this holiday period will be a travel nightmare. The weatherliars are all preaching doom and gloom for the weekend and beyond. BUY A JEEP!
• Sorry, I’m so brand loyal.
• Speaking of loyalty, I switched gas distributors recently. I’m a loyal customer, but I still price shop my distributors on a regular basis. the last two loads of gas have saved me almost $1000. That is significant in our lives.
• Obama is a lying sack of nasty wet fecal material.  Just saying, in case you forgot.
• Christmas bonuses were paid today. Ho Ho Ho and all that ca ca.

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.    – Jean Rostand