- So today I get to sleep in.
- 6:30 actually.
- A virtual dream state sleep.
- A bath seems in order, right?
- I guess not. The intercom calls me.
- Jeannie. There a car fire outside.
- “Is any of my property in danger?”
- Of course it is, they parked the burning car right by the propane tanks.
- Jump out of the tub
- Dry my face.
- Run naked through the house.
- Throw on pants and a pair of slip ons.
- Race outside.
- They’re throwing water on the car. Water.
- I have $1000 worth of fire extinguishers all over the place and they’re using water.
- Brian and I raise the hood.
- I hold the hood and he sprays the fire.
- Fire department arrived 45 minutes later.
- That’s a comforting fact, isn’t it?
- I inhaled a small amount of toxic fumes.
- At least I think it was toxic.
- If there are no further posts after this one, you can assume that it was truly toxic.
- A family of women were driving the car and they all got out OK. No one was hurt in anyway, thankfully.
- I know you’re all jealous of my life. The excitement is intoxicating.

I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.