We’ve got saturated ground now and people are now complaining about too much rain. I swear, you can’t make them happy no matter what the situation. I can see people in certain areas bitching, but here we’ve had less than an inch of rain. Mosquero had 4.91 inches a few days back. Complain about that and I’ll sympathize, but less than an inch?

Anyway, if this keeps up we should be hearing less about droughts for a while.

A woman was playing golf  when she took a big swing and fell.

The party waiting behind her was a group from   Washington , DC that included Barack  Obama.

Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her  feet.

She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,  “I’m Barack Obama and I hope you’ll vote Democratic in the next  election.

She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head.”

• Seven hours of my life I’ll never get back.
• 4 hours of driving and 3 hours of meeting.
• Good info at the meeting, but it could have been given out via a Skype session in about an hour.
• It was a very social group. All they did was talk like a bunch of ladies, which most of them were.
• I knew one of them from the marketing committee I’m on.
• Road rage incident on the way home, but I calmed down before I killed someone.
• I left there with acid reflex. It took 5 Zantac & 4 Tums for me to become almost human.
• I’m starting to hate state employees. There were 3 of them at this meeting.

• I told you how I’ve been appointed to the Northeast Regional Tourism Board, part of the state tourism board. Well the first meeting is tomorrow and I never got any follow-up emails telling me when and where the meeting is going to be held.
• I emailed the board members asking the when and where and got an apology and the info.
• I need to travel 2 hours for this meeting and I’m hoping that the weather is nice enough for me to take the bike, but I have little chance of that happening.
• The weatherliar claims we’re in for a wet week. Up to 4 inches for the week. I’ll believe it when I see the rain gauge bringing over the top.
• I noticed today that I had rolled over 60,000 miles last week in my Jeep. I also need to have the fluids changed soon. I think I’m due for a major, which is not included in my oil change contract. They’ll deduct the cost of the oil from the bill but they will still gig me for a large bill.
• The major includes both differentials, tranny and filter, coolant, and all filters.
• I had to pause while writing this, Tori had me check for an invisible owl that was in the store. I scared it away. I must have, she no longer hears it.
• This weekend’s bike rally in Vegas was a lot of fun. both Nina and I enjoyed the rally and the people watching. Sturgis next year!

Just remember: For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.

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If you enter “Obama is” into the search field on Google and just add a space without hitting enter, the below pops up.

Of course I mean no disrespect to the big O with thi . . . who am I kidding? Of course I mean disrespect to the muslim cactus!

Try to unsee this!