We had 24 carloads of Chinese visit our store this evening. Dom, the cashier that gave his 2 week notice recently, decided it would be funny to chant Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, as they came into our store to spend money. He won’t be back. I eliminated his last days here. In my opinion it was a deliberate attempt to damage the store and our business with that chant. Little puke.

A caravan of SUVs arrived minutes ago and the drivers are the only ones that speak english. The rest are Chinese. I hope they buy the place.

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get first prize:

I  e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

(This made me laugh out roud)