This is one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in a while.  Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble.  Wait till you see the last one! It’s going to be hard to top because it fits to a “T”.

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY….
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
When you rearrange the letters:
“An Arab Backed Imposter”

Bet your friends haven’t seen this one!

THAT’S ABOUT AS GOOD A CATHOLIC BOY AS YOU COULD FIND……

It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation.

Now he was presenting a children’s sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

We went to the fiesta for a short time before we did dinner at El Rialto. We saw no one we knew in the crowds and that says a lot since we know so many people here.

The restaurant was JAMMED and we couldn’t sit in the bar as we’re used to. It’s rough sitting in the restaurant, but at least that guitar player was not there.

It was nice seeing the town filled with people.

In the afternoon I took the bike out and went to visit with Erin. I threw Belle for a loop by appearing for no reason, but once she got used to me being there she was fairly pleasant and we chatted for about 15 minutes. The ride was just shy of 100 miles.