Ann Romney that is. Good news indeed.

Mom, you’ve been sending me the old fart jokes and I always appreciate them because they are not only funny, but true, sometimes. Well, I found a funny and cute video that I felt you may enjoy.

Three guys were working digging a hole and they uncovered a bottle with a genie and he agreed to give each of them a wish.
The first guy was a liberal and he wanted a big piece if land full of all the liberals in the USA and a 300 ft fence around it so there would be no gun totten true blue collar types allowed.
The next guy snuck across the border and wanted a big piece of land for all the illegal aliens so they could all get paid by the govt. He also wanted a 300 ft fence around it to keep out the working types.
The third guy thought for a long time. Then said………….well you got the pools built go ahead and put lids on em and fill em with water.

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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F 150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct.

The salesman (a man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.

Supposedly it will warm up today, but I don’t see it yet. This morning Andy stopped by to borrow a pistol and Erin called me “just to talk”. She did not call Tori it turns out. Andy & Debra are going hiking today and he couldn’t find the holster to his gun, so I lent him a pocket pistol.

Tori just arrived. Shhhh! Don’t tell her I was talking about her here.

Nina and I hope to ride tomorrow. I had planned on leaving for Chicago this morning, but I changed my mind on Thursday. I just didn’t feel like doing the drive this time. I’ll probably fly in sometime in November.

• While I won quite a few hands, I ended up down $10.
• There were 5 of us and it was a fun evening.
• I always leave after about 2 hours. The seats at the table as very uncomfortable.
• There were more split pots yesterday than I ever saw before and because of that, those pots were quite high.
• There were quite a few high hands, straight flushes, 4 of a kind, and one 5 of a kind hand. Might have happened since we weren’t playing with 8 people.
• It was a good evening.

• I have an 8:30 in Vegas to see the dentist. Nice guy, but I still hate him. I hate them all.
• Well, it appears that the white obama, Mitt Romney, is being teased back into running again. Are you wondering why I call him the white obama? His state’s healthcare law was the blueprint for the ACA.
• I may vote for Johnson again in ’16. Or do a write in for some cartoon character. Disillusioned? Yep.
• Peter Griffin for President! Or Snoopy! OH, Captain America!
• At least if Romney is elected, we won’t have to be embarrassed by our president’s repeated apologies for our country’s successes to the third world. I see obama as the Jimmy Carter of the 21st century.
• Can you tell I’m starting to get pissed at the politics that pollutes my TV?