A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

• You’d think that after 5 days away, I’d have to play catch up on paperwork and repairs, but you’d be wrong. Tori and Nina did a great job of keeping things on track.
• The only repair I saw, that I will address, is a burnt out bulb under the deck. LED bulb replacement is in order. Should be done this morning.
• I got published in the Santa Fe New Mexican again. Just an opinion piece, but it feels good seeing it. Mine is the third letter down.
• Wow, just heard that the car companies need to reestablish confidence in the cars they already own. The last time I heard that line of shit was when it was reported that the US government was financing the advertising geared to do just that. Bend over everyone, it’s gonna happen again!
• Mom sent me this picture, along with a bunch of other political pics. I liked this one best.
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• Can you all tell I’m doing this while watching the news again? So much B.S. and no shovel could clean it up.
• Erin was fairly unimpressed by my return, but I guess that’s to be expected given her schedule. She was not here while I was gone. Just another weekend for her.
• It’s colder here than in Chicago. That’s just wrong! STOP IT!
• I have a cold. I’m getting tired of this. I will stop at Walgreens before dinner tonight and get the required meds to bomb this cold into submission. Take my advice, don’t do this yourself and if you do, don’t drive, or post on your computer, or try to stand while peeing. I will be normal again tomorrow!

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.