This is an interesting comparison of properties from Google and Bing’s street views of Detroit neighborhoods over several years time. I find this to be pretty sad.

• Yesterday ML was telling me that her hearing aid was sending her signals. Sometimes it beeps 4 times and other times it beeps once, and occasionally it beeps many times. She’s mentioned this before and I just assumed that she was just imagining these beeps or that she was just batshit crazy. It turns out that the 4 beeps are the alert from the microwave oven when it’s finished cooking, the single beep is another microwave alert telling you that you still haven’t removed your food dummy, and the multiple beeps are when someone is programing a longer cooking time or power change on the microwave.
• My dilemma is; Do I tell her or let her think she’s getting signals from someone via her hearing aid?
• Nina is decorating the front of the store for Christmas. I guess she didn’t like the way I did it for the past 20 years. She found out that it takes more lights than she bought.
• Tori and Michael decorated her place this past week. They a cute couple, both the same size. I hope he doesn’t start wearing her clothes.
• Erin likes him and his 2 y.o. son. I think Erin will be taller than both Tori and Michael and possibly the boy, whose name I don’t remember.
• Erin told me that her and I are going to be motorcycle buddies this summer because she’s big enough to wear Nina’s helmet and she wants to go for rides with me.
• Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of Shirley’s death. I can still remember what she looked like. It’s like I have a picture of her staring at me from across the room. A picture that is frowning and giving me “that” look.
• Albuquerque has been ranked as the 4th best beer city in the nation for craft beers. Still can’t drink American beers, or foreign beers that are made for this country.
• They are remaking the old TV series Route 66 and sticking with the original format of 2 guys cruising the route in a sports car, helping people on the route. Maybe they’ll film here? Probably not.
• Last week we did have another location scout stop by, take some pictures and leave a card. I called her, left a message and got no reply.
• After 3 or 4 nights of fairly normal sleep, I’m back to the 3 a.m. wake up time.
• Anyone need a hospital bed? After 1 year of gathering dust, I placed it on Craig’s List. I want it gone.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Here are 28 acronyms that all parents should know.

1. IWSN – I want sex now

2. GNOC – Get naked on camera

3. NIFOC – Naked in front of computer

4. PIR – Parent in room

5 CU46 – See you for sex

6. 53X – Sex

7. 9 – Parent watching

8. 99 – Parent gone

9. 1174′ – Party meeting place

10. THOT – That hoe over there

11. CID – Acid (the drug)

12. Broken – Hungover from alcohol

13. 420 – Marijuana

14. POS – Parent over shoulder

15. SUGARPIC – Suggestive or erotic photo

16. KOTL – Kiss on the lips

17. (L)MIRL – Let’s meet in real life

18. PRON – Porn

19. TDTM – Talk dirty to me

20. 8 – Oral sex

21. CD9 – Parents around/Code 9

22. IPN – I’m posting naked

23. LH6 – Let’s have sex

24. WTTP – Want to trade pictures?

25. DOC – Drug of choice

26. TWD – Texting while driving

27. GYPO – Get your pants off

28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless

Well, it appears that Will and Belle have had a fight and Will took Erin away from Belle and won’t let her see Erin until she apologizes. This is not a good thing in my opinion.

Just another wrinkle in the complicated world of this child.

Well, we have settled on insurance that is available to us now that the ACA is the law of the land. That lying son of a bitch obama is now costing us more money for less coverage and all the asswipes that are happy about this insurance law and think that obama is the greatest thing since sliced bread can kiss my fat white ass.

Two people will lose their jobs so I can afford this insurance. Way to go obama. I wish you ebola.