GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY

….and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and ammo, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don’t think I looked that bad.