Dammit Doug!

  • I was only speeding to get you home on time so you could make your dinner reservation.
  • You need to keep up with me when I speed for your benefit. I was only going 15 to 20 m.p.h. over the limit.
  • Cops don’t even look at you until you’re doing 25 over.
  • Really, I promise.
  • Would I lie to you?
  • Sell your bike please!