Monthly Archives: February 2017
Shamelessly stolen.
My Top 10 guidelines to life:
1. What other people think of me is none of my damn business.
2. Guilt will not change the past, anxiety will not change the future.
3. You are not entitled to shit.
4. Appreciate good people; they are hard to come by.
5. Forgive and forget. The person you hate doesn’t care.
6. Comparing yourself to others is a waste of time.
7. Someone has it better than me. Someone has it worse than me.
8. Opinions don’t matter unless you are feeding me, financing me, or fucking me. (3 F’s rule)
9. Travel often.
10. Buy the damn motorcycle.
Getting sick of FB
Facebook is definitely a left leaning group of people. I’m getting sick of arguing with liberals. They ignore faults of obama and clinton, but if Trump sneezes, they all light up like he ass raped a nun.
Cool
Harley Biker
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’
The Harley rider replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.’
The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?’
The biker replies “I’m a U.S. Marine, and a Republican”.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
And THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days.
Windy. So windy I have trouble sleeping.
Wind is insane this week. No riding, even driving is hard. 60 m.p.h. gusts makes staying in my lane tough at times. According to the weatherliar, we’re at the epicenter of the wind and it’s not a very big area.
Know what movie this is from?
Another shot at clinton and I couldn’t pass it up.
Yesterday
Did an Ole Fartz ride. During the ride, I rolled the odometer over the 14,000 mile mark. Lunch was at RIBS in Cedar Crest and there were 12 of us there. We had a great time talking about planned rides for the summer months.
Great video
https://youtu.be/AhSQLmfbQ6Y


