Wow, I thought for sure that they’d be #50 to fall in the gay marriage fight! Oh well, you never know what the courts will do these days. Welcome to the 21st century Michigan!
Errands to run. People to annoy. Naps to take. In fact, I feel a nap coming on in about 5 minutes. I better hurry and finish this thing!
Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I may be sleeping.
While I may be more tired later in the day than I would be if I slept better, I kinda like getting up hours earlier than the rest of the household. As long as I’m somewhat quiet, I’m free to do what I want unquestioned.
Will I get rid of it though? Not a chance!
Yesterday I did make my last visit to Dr. Green DO. I asked him what the DO was for and while he told me, the only thing I remember was his practice included holistic medicines into the practice of standard medicine. Too bad he’s leaving. He said I was very healthy except for my weight, which was no surprise to me. He’s sending me to the neurosurgeon as a precaution because my limb will get numb while sleeping. I think it’s circulatory but he’s more worried that it’s my nerves. The colonoscopy is probably payback for me calling him a fucker for leaving the area. I knew I should have gone with bastard instead.
Well, my day is starting. I’m going to climb a ladder now since there’s no wind. Later everyone!
httpv://youtu.be/dQLXrmAjD38
1. Take into account that great LOVE and great ACHIEVEMENTS involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the Three R’s:
– Respect for Self
– Respect for Others
– Responsibility for all your actions
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules, so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great relationship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t give up your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go some place you’ve never been before.
17. Remember the best relationship is one in which your LOVE for each other exceeds your NEED for each other
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
Have a great day everyone! Love, peace, and chicken grease!
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense.
The Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”
London Lawyer says, “What for?”
Irish cop says,”Ye did nae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Irish cop says, “Ye still did nae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”
London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Irish cop says, “The difference is, ye huv te come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration please!”
London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
Irish cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle…. The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, “Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow down?”
Probably not. I’ve been watching the news and there’s been no mention of any fire, controlled or otherwise, mentioned by the news parrots. I guess that’s a good thing, but we are overcast in a way that screams FIRE. Maybe it will burn off as the morning progresses.
Tori just arrived and the first words out of her mouth were, “Is there a fire?” Nina jumps in with the fact that it may be dust since it was mentioned on the news last night in reference to Las Vegas.
Tesla is tempting many states with plans to open a battery plant and NM is one of the states drooling all over themselves to woo the then here. They promise up to 6000 jobs, so it makes sense to make the effort to get the plant for the state’s economy. Also, Tesla just announced that they will soon offer an entry level car in their inventory soon. $35,000 + or –
They are also causing controversy with several states about their “dealerless” sales model. Three states have laws prohibiting or restricting this type of business model. Tesla sells online mostly and they sell directly to the customer exclusively. No dealers or salespeople to deal with, just pay and go. The states are worried about sales tax loss, but if they were smart, they’d collect the tax at the time of registration like NM does. Texas, Arizona, and New Jersey are a few of the states. Wieners!
Would you buy an electric car? I know I wouldn’t, considering the limited range between charges.
I’m thinking of throwing myself another birthday party. Every 10 years ain’t too bad, is it? No presents, just be there. Hard to believe I’ll be 60 in June. Since the 11th is a Wednesday, I’m thinking the party will have to be on the 7th or 14th, or even the 8th or 15th. Those are Saturdays and Sundays for those of you that are calendar impaired. Arrow’s Ridge or my back yard for a B-B-Q? I guess I’ll let you know when I decide when.
I had to fix an airplane problem with our September trip. One leg of our flight was on a British Airways flight and I didn’t notice this. When I went to select seats, BA wouldn’t allow it. I made a stink and got reassigned on a AA flight like I prefer. Can’t wait for this vacation.
I’m thinking of an Easter trip east, but that’s still up in the air. My last trip east was cancelled due to snow, so I’m due. Of course there’s always the Easter Jeep Safari in Moab to consider.
Just a little tip from me to you; If your eye starts to tear when you’re eating Doritos, do not wipe the tear away with the hand that’s eating. the Doritos. Ouch.
httpv://youtu.be/qVjFyFnK3N8