Home-Made-Weed-Be-Gone
1 Gal Vinegar
2 Cups Epson Salt
1/4 Cup Dawn Dish Soap (Blue Original)
Mix and spray in the morning after the dew has evaporated and all will be dead by dinner time. It will kill anything it’s sprayed on.

Cheaper and less toxic to pets than anything you can buy!

• Nina heads to the doctor tomorrow morning to have her wrist examined.
• She’s been walking around like a civil rights activist since her surgery, her right hand raised up in a fist. Doctor told her to keep it elevated and Nina does what they say.
• Me? I would have removed the bandages and possibly the stitches by now.
• We’ve had some rain lately, some substantial and all of it much needed.
• Erin is back with us! She’s such a good kid.
• We leave for Michigan on Saturday with a possible arrival on Sunday or Monday.
• She’s getting nervous about leaving. She’s gonna miss her mommy and her Beppe and her dogs and her fish and they’ll all miss her.
• Banking this morning. We had a great weekend. The rain didn’t detract from the 3 day 4th weekend at all since it was later in the day.
• Breakfast at the Spic this morning. Join us if you wish. Pay you own way though.
• Yesterday, a customer locked his keys in his car while fueling up. I’m sorry if you’ve ever done this and my next comment offends you.  What kind of stupid do you have to be to leave your keys in a car that automatically locks the doors? And what’s worse is the dumb asses that leave their keys in the ignition and lock the doors themselves. That is a level of stupid that raises the bar for all other morons.
• Anyway, it became my fault that this happened because I was unable and unwilling to unlock his car with my break-in kit. I can’t break into newer cars. The manufacturers have made using slim jims almost impossible. I offered to break his window, but he didn’t like that idea. He was here for a few hours.
• Oh yeah, there’s even a second layer of stupidity to this fool. He bought the car and it came with only one set of keys and he never thought to have a second set made.
• Have a great day people!

  

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This is one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in a while.  Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble.  Wait till you see the last one! It’s going to be hard to top because it fits to a “T”.

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY….
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
When you rearrange the letters:
“An Arab Backed Imposter”

Bet your friends haven’t seen this one!

THAT’S ABOUT AS GOOD A CATHOLIC BOY AS YOU COULD FIND……

It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation.

Now he was presenting a children’s sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

We went to the fiesta for a short time before we did dinner at El Rialto. We saw no one we knew in the crowds and that says a lot since we know so many people here.

The restaurant was JAMMED and we couldn’t sit in the bar as we’re used to. It’s rough sitting in the restaurant, but at least that guitar player was not there.

It was nice seeing the town filled with people.

In the afternoon I took the bike out and went to visit with Erin. I threw Belle for a loop by appearing for no reason, but once she got used to me being there she was fairly pleasant and we chatted for about 15 minutes. The ride was just shy of 100 miles.

httpv://youtu.be/TZBTyTWOZCM

Obama voters celebrating Independence Day
is like atheists celebrating Christmas.