Found this on the Harley forum I’m on. I removed her last name, but it was a self-written obituary from one of the members for when she decides to “go out in style”. The last line is the best!

I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.